#01 · IIT Delhi♡ 12.4k
The 8 AM lecture disguise
Wore my roommate's hoodie to the 8 AM class so the professor would mark him present. He was in the same class. Same hoodie. We made eye contact. Neither of us said a word for a week.
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#02 · BITS Pilani♡ 9.8k
Mess food, unlocked
Told the mess uncle it was my birthday to get extra paneer. It worked. So well I've had 14 birthdays this semester. He knows. He doesn't care. We are in this together now.
#03 · DU North Campus♡ 18.2k
The library crush arc
Been going to the library at 7 PM for three months to sit near my crush. Turns out she was going at 7 PM to sit near HER crush. Who was me. We now sit at 7 PM without moving. Nobody has spoken.
#04 · NIT Trichy♡ 7.6k
Group project MVP
Our group project genius did the entire report at 3 AM the night before. On the presentation slide he credited himself as 'lead researcher' and the four of us as 'moral support'. Prof gave us all a 10.
#05 · VIT Vellore♡ 22.1k
Hostel warden origin story
Snuck back at 2 AM through the fence. Warden was already there. Waiting. With chai. Said 'beta, if you are climbing, at least climb quietly'. He handed me the chai and walked away. Iconic.
#06 · Manipal♡ 15.3k
Attendance proxy incident
Marked proxy for my friend. Prof called out his name for a doubt. I answered in a fake voice. The whole class started using the fake voice for him. His nickname is now Fake Voice. He answers to it.
#07 · IIM Bangalore♡ 11.7k
Placement season vibes
Company asked 'where do you see yourself in 5 years'. Said 'honestly bhaiya, ideally not in this room'. Got the offer. Started Monday. Regret is a strong word but not the wrong one.
#08 · Jadavpur♡ 13.9k
Canteen chai economy
Owe the canteen bhaiya ₹840 across 6 months. He keeps track in a diary. My name has its own page. There is a small heart next to it. I don't know what it means. I'm scared to ask.
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